how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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