'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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