Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
