her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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