she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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