I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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