This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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