No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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