talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nicole vs. Life
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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