i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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