So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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