sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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