My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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