if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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