we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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