question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
we're so committed to being not committed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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