No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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