I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
