She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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