We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am mentally ready for anal.
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