Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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