all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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