you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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