TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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