week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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