So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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