You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I did not marry a roomba.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
