just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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