I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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