The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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