My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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