Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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