I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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