No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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