She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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