Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
id be glad to
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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