Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
