he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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