is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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