Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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