Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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