I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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