yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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