Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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