question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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