it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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