We won't sleep together?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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