Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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