I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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