Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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