Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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