Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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