Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
