I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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