Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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