what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's official drugs can't kill me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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