Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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