i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
